could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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