I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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