There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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