I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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