didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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