I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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