he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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