We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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