Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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