look no pants
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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