he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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