Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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