Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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