This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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