If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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