I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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