is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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