Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you inspire me to be a worse person
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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