Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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