i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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