PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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