11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
honey bunches of taint.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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