Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Boobs speak an international language.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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