Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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