You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
