So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
