everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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