My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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