I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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