so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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