Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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