ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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