Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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