Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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