normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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