oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
A+ Viking dick
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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