you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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