yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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