i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Damn victory sex feels great
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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