How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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