Don't you send me to vm
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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