I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize
