He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm passing your future prison.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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