Please, let me fuck your mom
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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