Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just forgot I was standing up.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
