S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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