Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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