I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
