oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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