your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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