Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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