I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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