I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Don't EVER smell your tampon
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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