My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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