Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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