I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
