i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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