so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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