Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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