Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I FOUND THE LEGS
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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