Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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